My Life and Other Stuff I Made Up (#1 Tom Weekly)

Tristan Bancks

I'm Tom Weekly. This is a nail-biting - make that toe-biting - thrill ride through my life.This is where I pour out whatever's inside my head. Like the time a bloodthirsty magpie out to get me. Or when I had to eat Vegemite off my sister's big toe. And don't forget the day I ate 67 hot dogs in ten minut...

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NIVEN JOHN

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